To: Mr George “Johnnie Walker” Bush

The White House

Washington, D.C.

United States of America

Mr President,

As a conscious subject of the overseas territories of The Empire, it’s my duty to bring some of your attention to the following list of people I’ve gathered from various sources of information. Those individuals should not be trusted, and they should be closely watched upon.

• McCartney, Paul
• Wyman, Bill
• Entwistle, John (R.I.P.)
• Hook, Peter
• Collins, Bootsy
• Carlens, Steph Kamil
• Novoselic, Chris
• Barlow, Lou
• Sumner, Gordon Matthew (a.k.a. « Sting »)
• Deal, Kim
• Greenwood, Colin
• Simonon, Paul
• Auf Der Maur, Melissa
• Cale, John
• Marienneau, Corine

They are all baassists.

Sincerely Yours,

E.